Well, if it's skill I've got is open for discussion so I'll just call it natural talent. But anyway.. The reason for this post is that I discovered a new talent last night and I figured I needed to write something about it. So here's the list of my amazing talents:
1. I can open pants with my toes
(Not just buttons, also zippers, and with one foot!)
2. I can balance stuff on various part of my anatomy
(Haven't tried with babies, but glasses, bottles, bags of snacks...)
3. I make wonderful popcorn
(Just ask anyone who's been popcorn-pampered by me)
4. I can sleep through anything
(More practical than amazing really)
5. I can find sexual innuendo absolutely everywhere
(Mostly a fun talent)
So there they were.. My talents!
(Not just buttons, also zippers, and with one foot!)
2. I can balance stuff on various part of my anatomy
(Haven't tried with babies, but glasses, bottles, bags of snacks...)
3. I make wonderful popcorn
(Just ask anyone who's been popcorn-pampered by me)
4. I can sleep through anything
(More practical than amazing really)
5. I can find sexual innuendo absolutely everywhere
(Mostly a fun talent)
So there they were.. My talents!
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